SPECIES WATCH: Are humans endangering their own intelligence?

According to these scientists at Indiana University, thousands of years of human evolution all boil down to three little words -- no, honey, those other three little words:
"Duuuude, she's hot!"
Great, just what I wanted to hear... Let the Intelligent Design community make what it will of this one. Let the other feminists of the world hiss and holler, as well they should... But as for me, I have something to say to the Common Man.
Dude, she's not.
Forty years down the line, when you're scraping bird shit off a windshield in your coveralls, you'll look back on your decision to marry a "hot"woman and realize you could've had more.
A lot more.
If you'd had your eyes open:
You could've had a woman who cooks better than any restaurant in town.
You could've had a woman who got you into Frank Zappa.
You could've had a woman who got you into college.
You could've had a woman who knew how to balance both of your checkbooks.
You could've had a woman who took you to see Macchu Picchu and the Pyramids at Giza and at the top said, "Well, where next?"
You could've had a woman who knew the Periodic Table of Elements by heart.
You could've had the next Albert Schweitzer, the next Beverly Sills, the next Gandhi, the next Shakespeare, the next Big Thing.
But hey, what would you do with a woman like that? You're just listening to your Little Brain, and the Little Brain says, 'The hotter the better.'
Good. Save the better ones for someone who cares.